godofautism-deactivated20240303:
>:)))))))
So
The toilet in my house’s bathroom
Has two buttons
One for going number one
And one for going number two
I’m gonna use the second button when I don’t need to >:)
Im going to invade France with Spain and Germany, split it it between us
:3
I’m going to stop your invasion and instead counter invade you guys with France!
Ill get Italy to help and we’ll be unstoppable
I’ll bring Asia in to this fray and make this battle purely land-based.
Ill call in the power of freebird and tacos and elk by getting the americas involved
I’ll use my Aussie wizard magic to send drop bears after you.
Ill call Uncle Knuckles and Nana and auntie K and cousin Tyrell and the rest of my family to stop you (Australians)
I’ll just ban em’ from the bottle o and they’ll give up fore’ sun down ya sook!
Thats just mean. I cast Colonialism.
Ive stolen your gravy and chips
But ya can’t steal shrimp on the barbie! Or a good parmy!
Ill steal your fucking barbie too( and put it next to the one my dad built) dont test me ya red bastard
I’ll have my literal bird/ animal primordial friends send a swarm of magpies to do ya like they do 5 year olds on bikes!
Bitch im literally called the Magpie at my school
Because of my obsession with picking up anything shiny and taking it
But yeah! I’ll befriend them!
Then I’ll just send bushfires to fuck ya up!
Snow is falling
All around us
Fine! Then I curse you with the aussie PM accident curse!
First, you shall shit yourself in a maccas and have it televised by the news.
Then, you will eat an onion like an apple on live television.
And finally! You’ll drown at sea, and have a swimming pool named after you!
YOU THINK WE DONT WANT OUR PM TO DROWN AT SEA? RISHI SUNAK TO MARGRET THATCHER, NOTHING BUT EMBARRASMENTS
No! It’s on you! Ye shall befall victim to the fate of Australia’s enemies!
Well damn
*becomes unknown*
Haha! I win!
:3
(A shit ton of flies swarm you)
