the-little-fox-in-the-box:

evilwizard:

teaboot:

teaboot:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

gayest-squrrel:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

how fucked up would the spell “liquify calcium” be. honestly

well you could either heat the bones up or reduce the amount of gravity affecting them so that there’s no force holding them together so it depends on how strong your wizard magic is

If I reduce the gravity of the bones then it turns into a gas and I. Want a liquid godamnit. Also gravity is a funky thing and I feel like that’s a lot of responsibility for me to have compared to “raise temperature by a lot”

one sec my mom’s a mortician

She responded!

"Hey mom. Is it possible to melt bones or do they just burn?"
Reply: "typically burn but acid can melt them.... why?" 
Cut off by the cropped screenshot: "I killed my landlord"

ALT

additional info:

It starts at 1200 degrees but has to be controlledALT

So I suppose if you weren’t too picky about your definition of “melted”, or if you could maintain the perfect conditions, you could theoretically have liquid bone. At least briefly

yeah yeah that’s great why do those two people think that gravity is the force that holds bones together

Also based addition from op to admitting to the murder of their landlord