the only criticism of millennials l accept
Constructive Criticism
My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless
I still spend days, weeks every year thinking about how this critique pre-dates the advent of Programming Socks™ and cat-ear headphones, and asking myself, “did the Hacker Aesthetic go from Unfortunate Sweatshirts to Neon Catgirlgender Fantasy because of John Waters? Did he do this???”
pretty sure John Waters invented cat boys to overthrow the government