“every D&D campaign that begins as lord of the rings ends up monty python and every campaign that begins as monty python ends up lord of the rings” UNLESS you give your players enough broken homebrew bullshit and then it takes a hard left turn into some sorta anime nonsense and it kicks ass.
the rogue can teleport because she’s so sneaky it turns out she actually was somewhere else and everyone including the players was just wrong about where she was
she also got ripped limb from limb by her god for failing to live up to her impossibly high standards. this is a serious campaign despite all evidence to the contrary