ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer:
“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off. flawless
“Friends, enemies, and those still under review”
“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective.
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers” <- qualifies as vintage
“Y'all” <- y'all
“hey fuckers” - casual, ambiguous
“attention, freaks. It’s me.” -dhmis quote
I just say “you” with a broad gesture
“chat” <- let’s everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation
mothers and fuckers of the jury
humans & co
Fellow creatures
just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you’re saying
killers and vagabonds, liars and thieves
“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring!”
“Ladies and gentlebeings” <- B. Dylan Hollis
Ladies and Gentlemen and others <- David Bowie
“my mammals” <- works for when you are talking to some animals as well
“my mammals” <- works for
when you are talking to some
animals as well
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.