took me ten years to cut it in half with this piece of shit sword
world heritage post
why cut the bible? i wanna know the lore behind this…
Edgy atheism
he couldve just burned it. then he wouldnt have to wait 10 years to cut it.
Yeah, but this is Reddit edgy atheism. They like to show themselves as intellectuals when they really aren’t
ohh okay. so we gotta come up with more stupid dumbass reddit ideas to destroy the holly bible
Russian roulette with the Bible
bible football
Water board the Bible
Cliffjump with the bible
Put the Bible in an Iron Maiden
put the bible in an airfryer
Send the Bible to cockthorpe, England
Throw the bible into a stampeede in the middle of the grand canyons
Take the Bible to get a botched ear piercing at Claire’s
give the bible the black plague
Have the Bible touch all 4 weapons of spinjitzu
turn the bible into a fidget spinner
Feed the Bible to a pidgeon
put the bible in a haunted house with demons
Rick roll the bible
dab on the bible
Lick the Bible
sell the bible on craigslist
To one direction
throw the bible in the alley ways of newyork
Leave the Bible in Vegas
pawn it off in a sketchy neighborhood
Soak it in the mud
drown it in the la brea tar pits
Through it in the rancor pits
toss it each one of the ring of fire volcanos
Make it play ET for the Atari
make it play on windows 98
Have it eat bad oatmeal
constant ads watching youtube
Have it use any website in the year of our luigi 2023
With shitty wifi in the middle of the sahara desert
While trying to fit a camel through the eye of a needle
and discussing rancid trades with the local merchants who only speak arabic
Have Dracula flow on the Bible, this shit means nothin to him, man
All monsters gang up on the bible
The bible gets a hallmark adaptation made of it