Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple,
But one thing you’ve missed:
The concept of “purple”
Didn’t always exist.Some cultures lack names
For a color, you see.
Hence good old Homer
And his “wine-dark sea.”A usage so quaint,
A phrasing so old,
For verses of romance
Is sheer fucking gold.So roses are red.
Violets once were called blue.
I’m hugely pedantic
But what else is new?My friend you’re not wrong
About Homer’s wine-ey sea!
Colours are a matter
Of cultural contingency;Words are in flux
And meanings they drift
But the word purple
You’ve given short shrift.The concept of purple,
My friends, is old
And refers to a pigment
once precious as gold.By crushing up molluscs
From the wine-dark sea
You make a dye:
Imperial decreeMeant that in Rome,
to wear purpura
was a privilege reservedFor only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’,
.
for clothes so fancy,
Entered English
By the ninth centuryWhy then are voilets
Not purple in song?
The dye from this mollusc,
known for so longIs almost magenta;
More red than blue.
The concept of purple
is old, and yet new.The dye is red,
.
So this might be true:
Roses are purple
And violets are blueWhile this song makes me merry,
Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
From magenta to berry
And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
The answer is staring you right in the face:
Roses are red and violets are blue
Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.There are, in fact, words
That rhyme with purple
It’s just that they’re things
Like “hirple” and “curple
.
And before someone says that “violets are violet”
Do you think someone could make a good love poem with the word “inviolate”?
Since ultraviolet has the word “violet” within it
That’s the only (singular) word left to be writ
.
At least, it is as far as I know
To find these words I used a site called Rhymezone
Perhaps some words were lost to the snow
Perhaps they were not, and I’ll just have to atone