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hey guys what the fuck is a therian

no. go back. do not proceed. do not pass go. do not collect $200.

Not helpful. Please elaborate.

lol no. you are not invited to the cool kids club.

Still not helpful. Please elaborate further.

how the fuck can you reply so fast what the fuck

I’ve got notifications turned on, dumbass.

oh. notifications are for losers who aren’t invited to the cool kids club.

Be quiet, you.

you be quiet. burgerking burgers are ass. mcdonalds is much better.

You are a fascist and the revolution will not spare you.

damn. at least my burgers don’t contain foot fungus.

Mine don’t either, you fucking imbecile.

all of my worldviews have now collapsed

Good.

:( my dad owns Roblox he will ban you

My dad is a somewhat well-known musician and he will literally write a song about how fucking stupid you are.

i am very smart. you meanie

Are you four years old? Nobody over the age of four says “meanie” unironically.

how dare you! I am actually 5

You shouldn’t be on Tumblr then, dumbass.

what is this conversation

Fuck if I know.

Oh well

You still haven’t answered my question. Why can’t I pass go and collect £200?

idk man i just said so, plus i want Burger King to go bankrupt and die because i hate your burgers they are the bane of my fucking existence

Mate if you continue to say stuff like this we might be forced to revive Tito to throw you in a hole. We wouldn’t want that, would we?

Hehehehehe hole

I once again reiterate, are you four years old?

I am extremely funny and you cannot deny it.

Well, I am going to deny it regardless.

well then i deny that your burgers are edible

Well then I deny that you are over the age of four.

a four year old would not be able to form coherent sentences

Yes, and you are living proof of that statement.

a four year old couldn’t uhm uh uhm do uhm stuff uh like uh spell rotisserie

Perhaps, but a four year old could definitely not type Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with their eyes closed, hm?

hdhsjdhbsbs I can do that to prove im not four

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I did it right

totally no copy and pasting ever

at all

Totally

You are a liar. And we all knows what happens to liars.

😰😰😰 what happens to liars

They get grinded up into meat and then turned into new Burger King Whoppers.

OH GREAT HEAVENS

Great heavens indeed.

IS THAT WHY I TASTED MY GREAT AUNTS PERFUME IM A BURGER ONCE? SHE LIED A LOT 😰😰😰😰

Probably.

also nice

Haha funny sex number

but also

😰😰😰

😈

I PROMISE I WONT LIE ANYMORE BUT IF IM NOT LYING ANYMORE

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE EMPLOYEE WHO WENT MISSING ON JANUARY 7, 2023? IM SORRY ABOUT HIM I GOT HUNGRY

WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE

UHM NEGATIVE VIOLET OCTAGON

WRONG. NOW INTO THE MEAT GRINDER

NOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAJDJDNKXHHDHFBDHHDJEBEB *turns into fucking glue*

Fuck, what the hell am I going to do with glue?

Glub glub and other glue noises

insert that one really cursed image of bubble from tadc here

bubble is now made out of glue. fuck you

shit this is harder than i expected