Saw a thread on Twitter of “gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism” that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here’s a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift
- Money
- Fourteen billion dollars
- Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
- Suitcase full of money
- Cool looking rock
- Scratching post for me to sink my claws into
- An albino elephant
- The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall
- Uncooked rice
- A cup full of blood
- 100k in cash
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
100k in cash
Cup full of blood
Uncooked rice
Albino elephant
Scratching post (for me)
Coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
COOL LOOKING ROCK
fourteen billion dollars
money money money
new pair of socks
And the head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall.