for years i attended knight school in hopes of becoming a hero who rescues beautiful maidens from danger (wyrms, wolves etc). unfortunately due to Feminism the maidens have all started rescuing themselves thus rendering me obsolete
There appear to be fresh openings in the wyrm/wolf companion careers. Are you allergic to dogs, gold, or fine silks?
all three 😔
thou could'st cut out ye middle manne and become a maiden?
verily, i have tried this but was ryte terrible at it
Mayhaps thyne attempt be short lived. Think upon the chances of trying once more. Practice improves.
forsooth you sound just like my mother
Quite the query indeed. Ah, a thought has’t granted me illumination. Has’t thou ever considered ventures into the bandit trade. There be riches abound and beautiful maidens to woo with thy'n outlaw charm
an intriguing proposition! tell me, are maidens these days into “bad boys”? because i am bad. at many things.