The Discord is fighting about KitKats. Aren’t we awesome?
All of these are totally serious, by the way. Promise. And most of them are crimes against me personally.
We’re so normal.
There’s nothing wrong with the first one
?? Yes there is??? How the fuck are you supposed to take perfectly horizontal bites like that
This is the normal one.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BREAK OFF THE BITS HORIZONTALLY AND THEN EAT THE INDIVIDUAL CHOCOLATE STICKS!
WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU CUTTING IT WITH A KNIFE??? HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU “BREAK OFF” THE PARTS OF A KITKAT. WOULD THAT NOT JUST GET CHOCOLATE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE. WHAT THE HELL. AND WHY EAT IT LIKE “STICKS” ANYWAY WHEN YOU CAN JUST DO THE CORRECT THING AND BITE INTO IT LIKE ANY OTHER CHOCOLATE BAR W H A T
???? THE FUCIFN. THINNER PARTS OF CHOCOLATE ARE LIKE THAT. TO SEPARATE THE WAFERS. WHAT ARE EITHER OF YOU ON ABOUT. ????
ITS BECAUSE THEY (the brand) DONT MAKE WAFERS THAT WIDE SO THEY PUT CHOCOLATE IN BETWEEN?? IT’S NOT TO FUCKING BREAK THEM APART???
THEY SHOW SINGLE STICKS ON THE WRAPPERS AND THEIR SLOGAN IS LITERALLY “HAVE A BREAK, HAVE A KITKAT” THE BREAKING IS THE ENTIRE POINT. WHAT??????
???? Wait am I misunderstanding what a “break” is. When someone says take a break are they telling me to like. Break something in half or. Because I always thought it was like “stop what you’re doing and do something less stressful”
Also THAT PROVES MY POINT!!
CHOCOLATE CRUMBS!!
Yeah but that’s only one stick out of the four usually found on a KitKat, proving my point. Go watch a KitKat commercial YOU INBRED MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUDMOUTH!
