the-last-teabender:

because-im-freaking-greed:

minimightymina:

socialmaya:

Peter Jackson: “then you’re stabbed and go “graaahhh!” and-“

Christopher Lee: “that’s not the sound a person makes when they’re stabbed tho”

Peter Jackson: “…”

Christopher Lee: “you make a “pahh!” sound, like the air is being forced out all at once”

Peter Jackson: (thinking) ‘this guy has stabbed people. He knows the noise because he did it, he did it enough time he knows the noise a person makes’

Chirstopher Lee: *upper crust air of unaffected geniality*

Peter Jackson: “sure yeah okay”

A small correction: Christopher Lee didn’t release a metal album. He released two, and 3 EPs.

Christopher Lee sounds like the most made-up person ever, like there’s no way someone this cool could have actually existed, and yet.