WAIT YOU GOT ACTUAL HITMEN BECAUSE OF THE GIFTED KIDS POST??????????? I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EXAGGERATION????????????????? WHAT
revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea:
yeah a bunch of fandom moms polled money to get some deep web hitmen i don´t even know how they managed to get ones that came to argentina. during the struggle i ended up killing them and the legal ramifications were this whole thing for some months but thankfulyl the court ruled it was justified self defense. one of the stray bullets got my grandpa but he was homophobic so no big loss really
Sometimes I see posts like this and I am filled with a deep sense of gratitude and joy that it’s not my job to figure anything out about it at all