netherworldpost:

queerscout:

daughter-of-sapph0:

sleeveev:

daughter-of-sapph0:

I love these memes. poor little borzoi doesn’t understand the concept of half-life and radioactive decay

[ID: two memes of the same structure. each meme has an image of a borzoi dog looking at a pineapple, and the dog looks shocked.

the first image is captioned: “me returning to my 15-pound chunk of uranium-235 after 700 million years to see that it has now been reduced to 7.5 lbs”.

the second image is captioned: “me after returning to my block of hydrogen-5 after 0.0000000000000000000000866 seconds to discover that half of it has decayed”.

end IDs.]

correction from a very friendly anon: the dog is actually a greyhound, not a borzoi.

thank you anon :)

#the borzoi understands radioactive decay just fine#he is confused as to why his chunk is not approximately 14.1 lbs and 47% lead

I think greyhounds and borzois are related by radioactive decay. But how can I prove it? I can’t! Damn it!