derinthescarletpescatarian:

beemovieerotica:

lesserjoke:

lesserjoke:

Today I learned that Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove is canonically Jewish in the spinoff series.

Here’s the link to the whole challah recipe, before anyone asks: https://twitter.com/disney/status/1411022232445464585

Blocking the haters who have opened up their assholes to express the wet fart of an opinion that Jews are an unrealistic addition to a children’s comic fantasy series whose major initial premise was a dude being turned into a llama ✌️

I would like to state that the Incan Empire lasted until the mid 1500s, and the Spanish Inquisition / expulsion of Jewish people from Spain and Portugal occurred in the 1400s, after which a contingent of migrants could have reasonably fled to the Americas on Portuguese trading vessels that were already operational in the region and moved to inland South America / Qusqu where the story took place.

Kronk CAN VERY WELL be not only Jewish but also a survivor of the Inquisition itself.

This is completely historically feasible and haters can eat my toes.

The Emperor’s New Groove movie had an electric floor waxer in it