tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they’re just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
This is about when I said “Everything I know about [coworker] I have learned against my will” and everyone thought it was so fucking hilarious
other things i’ve unwittingly said that made everyone around me lose it include
- There’s a lot to unpack here, but let’s throw away the whole suitcase
- Bold of you to assume that I [i forget what it was but others got a kick out of it]
- War and hate on Planet Earth