cronengirly:

I think I could confuse any horror movie villain long enough to save my skin. I sincerely believe that. Pinhead would tell me they’re an explorer in the furthest reaches of experience and I’d be like “damn so have you ever had like… really good bread? That’s a fuckin experience. Like really nice whole grain soda bread. Dude, I have a recipe. Yeah. It’s really good bread. Oh actually I know a great bakery. Yeah.”