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kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

ok listen up, i’m only gonna say this once:

  • PINKY is PINK SALMON (self explanatory)
  • RING FINGER is SILVER SALMON (like a silver wedding ring)
  • MIDDLE FINGER is KING SALMON (longest finger is the king)
  • INDEX FINGER is SOCKEYE SALMON (because when you point, you can jab someone in the eye)
  • THUMB is CHUM SALMON (because it rhymes

good, now that we’ve cleared that up, go forth and conquer.

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