Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool
Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool
Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool
Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool
Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.
Paleontologist: Uh…
Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy
Astronomer: I
became an astronomer
because space is cool
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.