AITA for pressing the “emergency” button?
Alright, so, I’m PRETTY sure I’m justified in this, but a lot of people (the entire police force) think I was crazy and stupid for it, so here we are! For context I am a white blood cell and it is literally my Job to do what I did. Yeah? Okay. Here we go.
So, I live inside this human (F) and I’m gonna be honest here, he’s not great. Doesn’t respect us, constantly shovelling nasty unhealthy stuff into his body, you know how it is. One day F ate a really polluted oyster while at a school fair, and I just so happened to be at the stomach to see it coming. You know what I saw? Bad bacteria! Viruses! They were just hanging out in there, ready to escape the stomach and take over the rest of the body! Naturally I couldn’t let that happen.
But see, here’s the thing. There’s a button that you can press down there that evacutates the stomach, pretty simple process, just put things back where they came in. But this button is only for “emergencies”. As in, F would be in life threatening danger if the button is not pressed. Now look at the current situation… That seemed like an emergency to me! I mean- I cannot even begin to describe how nasty those guys in there looked! They’d have torn F to shreds!
So I pressed the button….. And F’s stomach evacuated, all right. Right onto his daughter’s teacher. It was in the news. Really horrible.
I feel really justified in this, because I saved F’s life, and my (work) partner agrees with me, but I still have an entire police force against me on it, not to mention our mayor. So let me know what you think!
AITA?