suffocated and irradiated in the cold vacuum of space

piano dropped on head

killed and eaten by a lover

FUCK YOU IM LIVING FOREVER, NO MAN CAN KILL ME (killed by Gnome Ann)

skull split open by ophiocordyceps infection

gored by a moose

sacrificed on an alter to a dark god beyond the stars

got eaten by the sky

struck down by God in divine retribution

flew too close to the Sun and had your wings melt

infested by worms

crucifixion