love to think that the reason why hoffman didn’t get invited to mexico is because he’d be useless. john’s getting bloodboarded while amanda’s having a breakdown and hoffman is 30 miles away on a beach somewhere with sunglasses on, his tits out, and a comically large margarita in his hand. phone on do not disturb
Because John knew if he brought Hoffman he’d set up maybe 1 trap and run off to get more lip filler because it’s 1/3rd the price of what it is in America.
And then Hoffman would be laying on a beach with a comically large margarita with his phone on Do Not Disturb