catmask:

catmask:

the only and single trouble in my relationship is my boyfriend doesnt want me to have a life size human skeleton because it would scare him but from a teaching and learning perspective it is deeply important to me and from a whimsical perspective i want a giant funny doll to dress up and name and treat like a family member

understand though and please be nice to him my bf is not a joy hater its more just that he’s really scared of the dark and if he sees a human figure in the home at night he might get scared and not go to the bathroom this is a necessary and willing sacrifice i make for our love