used to work at amazon delivering packages. one mans house in the middle of the woods that i get frequently had one of these alarms set up to a motion detector. not even three steps up his porch and i start feeling violently ill and like my heart is pumping too fast. leave it on the edge of his porch and book it. after i leave, i leave a cunty voicemail to the homeowner about disabling the alarm.
i get this house a few more times and usually end up just leaving what i can by their mailbox. small packages fit in those.
couple of weeks later. same house. huuuuge box nd a bunch of little boxes. i roll up, and before i pull the box out i go up to the porch to check if the alarm is off. its not.
his road was a rlly long and curvy dead end road that led up a mountain. Top of it leads off into national parks. I change his gps pinpoint to mark the top of this road and leave the huge box pile on the side of the road. When you change the gps, it changes it in the system too. Every other delivery driver sees this too.
It was christmas season and i guess plenty of other drivers hated this guy too. About a week later im delivering on this road again and i see all of the packages i left out there, AND an additional 6 or so boxes and like 16 envelopes, completely covered in snow. cardboard all mildewy. Everything absolutely ruined. Couple of weeks later, everything in that pile is gone, and i never deliver to his house again.
Always wondered what took that guy so long to realize his packages were missing but this guy gets shot with 17.4khz in surround sound every time he leaves his house so his brain might of been shook into collapsing.
