if this gets 1k notes (it won’t) i’ll put away the 7 baskets of clean laundry that have been piling up on my bedroom floor for weeks and weeks. it’s been 3 months. come on guys. 1k. or at least 500.
Followers! Seize them.
I summon @catinc in attack mode. Summoning @catinc in attack mode allows me to play 5 additional cards.
I summon @clevernameideaidk in defense mode
And @just-gloopin-around, @vulgarmaw in reserve
This sets me up for my ultimate move
@swarmofbeesssss and @waspsinyouryard for the ultimate
BEE BLAST!
I have all 20 of my lands on the battlefiels.
I first play @freezedriedrose for 3 mana. They are a ½ creature with vigilance and “tap this card; add one Red mana and one blue mana.”
I then summon @just-gloopin-around, for 4 mana, a 7/6 creature with haste. They will be attacking soon.
I then play @artisplatters, an enchantment aura with; “equiped creature gets +2/+2, trample, and haste. They must attack this combat ” for 2 mana. I equip this to @freezedriedrose .
Next on the pile is @the-schnoopler , who has the ability schnoople (you may look at the top 5 cards of your library. You may reveal any creatures, artifacts, or enchantments from among them and put them onto the battlefield without paying their mana cost. Sacrifice these creatures when your turn ends), for 7 mana. I reveal @the-dirt-eater , a 1/1 artifact creature with haste and deathtouch, @nyxor-necromantics , an artifact that returns all creatures from my graveyard when it enters the battlefield, and @artificialverse , an enchantment with; “at the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 goblin creature with haste.
From my graveyard I return @aurora31127 , a 3/3 creature with; ” when this card enters the battlefield, exile target creature opponent controls. That creature joins the battlefield under your control and gains haste until end of turn, and “return this card to its owners hand at the end of combat.” I also return @samijami , a 4/4 creature with haste, and @frogfacedblobofcamelspit , a ½ creature with; “tap this card, deal 3 damage to target creature, player, or planeswalker,” and finally, @dojyaaa–n , a 4/5 creature with trample and ;“ when this card enters the battlefield, you may search your library for another card named ”@froztox23 (a 5/4 creature with vigilance and ;“ when this card enters the battlefield, you may search your library for another card named ”@dojyaaa–n .“ If you do, both creatures gain haste and double strike until end of turn.
The card I steal from @chredded-cheese is @dizzeners , a legendary 3/3 with 4 +1/+1 counters on it with lifelink, and "at the beginning of combat on your turn, add a +1/+1 counter.”
As a final hurrah, I tap @freezedriedrose for 2 mana, and play my last 6 mana on @digital-magus , a 10/10 creature with haste and ;“ when this creature enters the battlefield, creatures opponents control cannot block.”
Onto the combat step: I attack with all the creatures I can, dealing 58 damage to your 56, winning me the game. Now go clean your room.