klapollo:

klapollo:

those sex meme accounts manage to make being aggressively horny incredibly stale and boring it’s a wonder

The squidward meme comic:
Fish: I want a girl to crush my head between her thighs
Squidward: how original
Fish: I want daddy to rail me while i wear a sun dress and call me a good girl
Squidward: daring today, aren't weALT