- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’
- ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’
- alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again
- ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’
- weird slang terms
- ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’
- vague embarrassment regarding ur accent
- ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’
- ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’
- no real hugs :((
- suffering
- fahrenheit vs celsius
- the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
AND DONT FORGET
“i made food do you want some”
“yes”
I spent a whole week with my friendship group, two of which are Dutch. The week was just FULL of “Do you have that?” “I have no idea what you’re talking about” “that’s a thing over there?”
Also I learned that both Brits and Dutch say “half 8” (8 used as an example) to describe a time, only we Brits say it to mean “half past eight” while the Dutch mean “half OF eight” so they really mean 7:30???
That lead to many confusions between all os us lol