I’m celebrating my tower going 1 entire month without a workplace accident. Anyone is welcome to come to the party, but there should be
1: no summoning things
2: No hexes or curses cast
And 3: ABSOLUTELY NO TOUCHING THE BIG VAT OF MYSTERY LIQUID IT IS VERY DEADLY AND WILL KILL YOU
And those are all the rules, feel free to bring anyone or anything along!
Complimentary snacks and drinks are at the party.
The party is on the 4th of November.
People who are asked to attend but don’t have to:
@goblinchief already drank like, half the liquid.
Aha, but that was a decoy vat, I have many decoy vats.
They’re violently convulsing.
Well, I filled the decoy vats with deadly poisons to deter any dumb dumbs from them
So a deadly cat decoy that’s as deadly as the deadly vat it’s imitating? Isn’t that just another deadly vat?
Well, the real vat contains an unknown liquid im researching, and the vat is the only thing preventing it from imploding, so the decoys are less deadly than the real vat
They’re going back for more