This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because “a lot of houses these days don’t give you a fruit flavor option.” She was very solemn about this.
So I was at the dentist today and the neighbourhood was doing an organised trick or treat at all the local businesses to keep the munchkins safe.
Little boy came in with green face paint, bolts on his neck, and carrying a little toy bag of plastic golf clubs. The receptionist asked who he was dressed as and he just went “Golf Frankenstein” in an exasperated way, like how could she not get it?
