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Diplomatic relations with the fey have broken down. The Empire of Helmgar now officially declares war on the Feywild. There will be no Feywild. We will be using goblin Blitzkrieg tactics. There will be no survivors.


That’ll teach those shithead pixies to insult my hat.

I cast wall.

No war.

Problem solved

Do… do you think a wall will stop me?

Yes. :3

Fool

Okay but how you getting past it? The wall is quite b i g

Break wall

but what jf theres a bigger wall behind it

Break

What if there’s a series of bigger walls behind each wall, and when you break a wall it starts reconfiguring into a bigger wall at the end?

Break them all at once

What if the whole world is a wall and the sky is a wall and YOU are a wall???

It’s not

How do you know

It was foretold.

Was is by a reliable curable source without bias

Of course. I don’t watch Tabaxi News.