You ended up in a utopian parallel world. The catch? People are so good in that world, that you’re now literally the most evil person alive.
I never knew I had so much potential in me. That I could be some one who is remembered years and years after my death. Although to be remembered as the most evil person to have existed in the history of humanity isn’t exactly pleasant, it is still a great achievement.
I threw garbage outside the trash can on more than one occasion. I cut the line at the ATM machine. I even played Stairway to Heaven inside two guitar stores while trying out guitars with speakers. All this I did within a week and I’m all over the news with just this.
God knows I was born to be great. I love this world so much. These people are too good to punish me too harshly so the worst I’ve faced is to be assigned two yoga classes a day for one whole week. I even enjoyed few of the punishments. The pineapple pizza wasn’t really bad but rather enjoyable. I’m really evil, clearly.
Mwahahahhahahah