Hello everyone this is the real @the-gnomish-bastard the mimic has stolen my username. I am the real one you have to trust me.
You already failed by not using a comma where you should have. I use commas excessively.
i can’t tell which one is the real gnomish bastard. can either of you prove you’re them?
I’ll skin you
that is the kind of thing the real gnomish bastard would say but it doesn’t have enough commas
You dare test me, you sack of goblin piss?
see i want to believe you but the real gnomish bastard has much more creative insults
Have you ever been called a sack of goblin piss, testicle guzzler?
eh that’s pretty much just cocksucker
try again and if it’s still bad you’re the mimic
Shut the fuck up before I teleport your island into France.
a) that insult also sucks (i like france)
b) you don’t even know where my island is
mimic.
You like France? My condolences
Yeah I love how they have long bread like any gnome would
Lies
*baps you with long bread*
*stabs you with firepoker*
Aye, Gnomus wouldn’t stab anyone, he’d blow them ta smithereens
I have stabbed people before.
Then I blew them to smithereens
Do ye have any proof?
No? I blew them to smithereens. There’s nothing left for proof
Clearly I’m the real one
Silence clone
No that’s @cadmium64
No, they’re a mimic. You’re a clone.