“Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?”
I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.
*signals with my finger to come closer and then screams in their ear* I WAS BORN A BABY!!!!
I was born, indeed. Now whose problem shall I make it today XD.
Make it everyone’s problem 💀