notafamousblog:

cirrusin:

acutely-unaware:

zsnes:

mop-mod:

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

the most powerful man in the world

Ya’ll if this man ever gets bitten by a zombie we’re all fucked

the [UNINTELLIGIBLE] is him boasting that the watermelon is 500 kg 

@luizastarry i found him