I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing at the thought of Jesus as a toddler. Bible stories aside. Mary being like “I know this is the Son of God but I can’t handle him crying every time he senses someone sinning.” Finding Jesus playing in his own poop and swiping him up to get away from the Holy shit. Having to repeatedly take things out of his hands because he won’t stop whipping people with it. Getting in trouble because he won’t stop dunking things in water to “baptize” them. Yes I’m making up my own version of Jesus at this point but that’s what King James did too