e-clv:

e-clv:

I don’t believe in the inherent talent of nepo babies or whatever but I do think we’re going to see a hilarious side effect of people who are medium famous and have massive RPF followings & have to bar their children from the internet entirely as a result which is that they will be having the most logged off well adjusted children of all time and those kids are definitely going to get a competitive advantage over the leagues of ipad cocomelon reared children of rich unfamous adults in their immediate social circles. “why is this 12 year old so good at spatial reasoning” -> it’s because their dad is a heavy hitter in Ao3’s top 100 most used ship tags of all time and therefore the only thing they are allowed to interact with are wooden blocks that cannot connect to bluetooth

also medium famous is one thing imagine the really reallly famous ones. thinking about how the children of one direction are going to be reared in an X men style facility where the word “google” is considered a swear word and where they will be reading tolstoy by age 7