All fucking is monster fucking.
You have a body? Perverse and deviant behavior.
-The Catholic Church, 1521 AD, colourized.
Really darling, the Diet of Worms? This shit goes back to Valentinus. The Catholics have been like this since the Gnostics suggested sex might be enjoyable.
Yeah, I kinda just picked a year and rolled with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You accidentally picked one of the most pivotal years in Catholic history lol.
This is like throwing blindfolded at the dart board of European history and hitting 1914.