underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

flightyquinn:

theconcealedweapon:

Some other bangers;

  • “Jack of all trades, master of none” … “but ofttimes better than a master of one.”
  • “Blood is thicker than water.” “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb.”
  • “Money is the root of all evil.”The love of money is the root of all evil.”

there’s also “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” which conservatives are oh so fond of saying

bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that’s what the original phrase meant. “pulling oneself up by the bootstraps” is meant to be an impossible task

The phrase originated from an old (iirc physics) textbook that read “Why can one not pull themselves up by the bootstraps?” And it became a popular sarcastic saying.