imlizy:

i do not understand when parents are like “okay we can go in the gift shop but no touching and we won’t buy anything” like dude you are setting this kid up to have a fit. under no circumstances do they understand what you just told them. to them the sentence was “okay you can go in the heaven-like area filled with awesome toys all for you” and when you tell them they have to leave without taking any of it, they will weep like adam evicted from the garden of eden. you have fucked up now