spiced-thembo:

girl001:

>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out “yonic” or “phallic” and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal