sasquapossum:

sasquapossum:

cansomeoneskillme:

elodieunderglass:

“Blood sweat and tears” such an excellent method of measuring investment. Yeah I worked really hard on this, hurt myself a lot, cried the whole time. stress nosebleed, sweated profusely, sobbed openly. Bleeding sweating crying etc. And everyone goes oh. Well done.

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system

What’s the SI unit for emotional investment?

It came to me while I was folding laundry: the fuck. As in, I do or do not have fucks to give. Maybe I give one millifuck about a news item, or one microfuck if it’s celebrity gossip. On the flip side, I give a kilofuck about games, and a megafuck about human rights. Seems to work pretty well.