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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

  • Top Surgery
  • Bottom Surgery
  • Witch Encounters (one per century)
  • Killed By Greg
  • Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡