my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “neon genesis evangelion” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a giant flying singing five dimensional crystalline octahedron obliterate our entire missile defence system
my buddy shinji ikari pacing: i mustn’t run away. i mustn’t run away. i mustn’t run away. i m