prokopetz:

I love it when people argue about which words rhyme with which other words, because I work with a guy – and I’m reasonably sure he’s a native English speaker, though I have no idea where he’s from – who speaks a dialect of English that apparently only has two vowels. Like, “pan”, “pen”, “pin” and “pun” are homophones for this dude. His answer to which words rhyme with which other words is “yes”.