what if you were driving to philly and you saw a big billboard that said “im not gettin laid, but youre gettin paid: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”
“cause I’m not takin time to screw, that’s more time I’ll spend on YOU!: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”
“The companies will try and fuck you, you know I won’t!: Pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”
