someoneelsemaybe:

the-haiku-bot:

catboybiologist:

sushigal007:

donthitanybody:

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

My Twitter account once got suspended because I replied to a guy with this meme and they said it was a death threat.

Meanwhile on Tumblr, I can openly fantasize about how much I’d like to see Boris Johnson get hit by a bus, and nobody bats an eye.

This is why I roll my eyes when someone says they got “death threats online”

Because okay, did someone give a credible and motivated threat to your well being? Or did someone send you a shitty photoshopped jpeg compressed image of an anime girl with a gun?

This is why I roll

my eyes when someone says they

got “death threats online”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.