hightimebykaceymusgraves-deacti:

baru’s guide to seducing the beautifully politically advantageous but tragically heterosexually married woman like step 1 undermine her in public by making yourself the guest of honor at her ball. nice. ok step 2 engage her in an intimate dance while insulting her current husband. step 3 give her a trade economics lesson (she literally runs a country). step 4 answer all her questions about lesbian sex with that ex-girlfriend you killed and finally step 5 accidentally get your brainwashed bodyguard pseudo-girlfriend to kill her husband. btw it’s essential that during this process you make sure to initiate as much physical contact as is humanly possible