the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

wizardothesea:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

wizardothesea:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

wizardothesea:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

anactualfuckingnerd:

@wizardothesea i have found the eepy wizards scriptures

I cast

Penis explosion!!!!

It didn’t work 😔

… I fell asleep again…

…and for some reason I don’t have a penis anymore

Oh I see… this is a werewolf situation

A werewolf stole my penis?!???

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