jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
• saying “bad rng” when something is 100% in my control
• saying “this is RNG manipulation for later in the run” every time I fuck up