[img txt: #simple #i would bunt the baby and sprint for first #thus making the problem that of handling the live ball/baby the problem of the catcher and third baseman #who would then have to throw the baby to first before I got there #Then I’d steal second because what’re they gonna do try to toss a baby back and forth to get me in a rundown? No fuckin way #I’d take a quick break on second before stealing third and then home #for the game’s single most upsetting inside the park home run]
Stop putting this christian baby in Situations
genuinely in love with the reveal, from the baby prodigy scenario, that Christian Baby does not refer simply to a baby baptised and born to christians, but to an infant that holds a belief in christian theology
